How to Say

When you
Aren’t

Allowed
To say

Anything.

Step One:

Fucking don’t.

Do not
do

The saying.

I swear
toFucking
God,

If you
do

So
Help
Me.

Step two:

Close
Your lips.

Make them
Two too taut

[but secretly]

Tasty
Turnips.

So hard
And dry

No one
Wants
To put them

Anywhere
near

Their mouth.

Step Three:

All else fails,

Bite your
Lips off

Entirely.

Whatever
You do,

Do not
Begin

The process

In
front Of

anyone;

For fear,

They could
Get

the Wrong
idea.

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