The tenant
calls the
front desk
to make
a
request.
I, concierge,
ask
if they
–need
–anything
to make
their
stay
more
–hospitable.
some nice
fluffy
pillows
–perhaps?
a
blowjob?
“you know,
you can
–always
stay the
night
–here
when your
wife
kicks you
out
of
the
–real
bed
you want
[long
broken-in
with
the springs
that
stab you
–just right]
classifying
as a,
‘home.'”
—