the attractive
hipster moms
with their
three year olds
at the park

disapprove
of my
adult use
of the
tire swing.

they should
be matching
me on
tinder,

but instead

chat
about wiping
kid asses,

complain
about
husbands

who don’t
know
where their
clits are

[and
wouldn’t
know
how to
touch them
even
if
they did]

—

Knackered