room service

The tenant calls the front desk to make a request. I, concierge, ask if they –need –anything to make their stay more –hospitable. some nice fluffy pillows –perhaps? a blowjob? “you know, you can –always stay the night –here when your wife kicks you out of the –real bed you want [long broken-in with the springs that stab you –just right] classifying as a, ‘home.’” … Continue reading room service