
How to Say
When you Aren’t Allowed To say Anything. Step One: Fucking don’t. Do not do The saying. I swear toFucking God, If you do So Help Me. Step two: Close Your lips. Make them Two too taut [but secretly] Tasty Turnips. So hard And dry No one Wants To put them Anywhere near Their mouth. Step Three: All else fails, Bite your Lips off Entirely. Whatever … Continue reading How to Say