Craves a
fucking salad.
chop me up
and throw
me into
your mouth,
crunch down
on me
and swallow
eating me
will not
nourish you
[but that
isn’t what
you’re
going for]
sweetheart,
i will not
make you
beautiful
but you
will love
me for it.
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I like my salads with strawberries, dressing cheese crumbs and sometimes a few bits of crispy chicken.
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Hahah so basically you like strawberries, dressing, cheese, and chicken without lettuce but for some reason you eat lettuce too
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Yep
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😛
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Oh i forgot to mention i eat that with lettuce too and i also would like some salted roasted almonds
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Hahaha hold the lettuce
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You know what fuck it pour and entire forest on that shit Lmao
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Hahaha fresh outta forests
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Then we’ll just have to make from scratch
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Your order will be finished as soon as we repopulate forestry enough to destroy it again, please pull around to the second window.
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Thank you *Gives you 20 Dollars* Keep the change *Wig that i was wearing falls off*
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Lmaooo
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*Picks up wig and runs so fast all you see strains of hair falling* Bye
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This drive through was the endless staircase from Super Mario RPG this whole time. Have fun.
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*Grows angel wings and uses a blaster and makes an exit* See ya
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Well, that’s one way to do it.
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Yep
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